batshitfiasco:

thecaptaincandraw:


“FEED ME!”



Oh my god. This is beyond adorable.

batshitfiasco:

thecaptaincandraw:

“FEED ME!”

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Oh my god. This is beyond adorable.

(via sephybaby)

boycameron:

today in geology 101 we will be studying the

turn to page 394

shmeards:

gods-nips:

I AM SO FUCKING DONE WITH THIS WEBSITE LIKE I CANNOT.

I’VE BEEN LAUGHING FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES STRAIGHT.

Always reblog

(via the-curlyq)

yellowbrickrose:

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you clever boy

and

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(via professor-reject)

amoying:

it takes two to have anal, that’s why it’s called an anus

(via ghoulishthoughts)

tennants-companion:

so I was forced to go to church and all these babies were screaming and I said “we wouldn’t be having this problem if the church supported abortion” and the guy next to me almost had a heart attack

(via professor-reject)

pizzastiel:

i’m really sorry

pizzastiel:

i’m really sorry

(via pleasetrustanoldfriend)

Howl + Dark hair

(via blerkswern)

troybakers:

hey u kids wanna buy some drugs

troybakers:

hey u kids wanna buy some drugs

(via chrisnocaptainchris)

angelwingsandplaid:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

the-drug-child:

i love this more then i really should

JESUS CHRIST WHY ARE WASPS HIGHER ON THE LIST THAN PRISONERS
PRISONERS AT LEAST HAVE THE CAPACITY TO SIT POLITELY AND CONGRATULATE YOU WASPS ARE THE PHYSICAL INCARNATION OF METATRON’S DICK FUCKING YOU IN THE ASS WITH NO LUBE

PHYSICAL INCARNATION OF METATRON’S DICK FUCKING YOU IN THE ASS WITH NO LUBEI cannot even….

angelwingsandplaid:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

the-drug-child:

i love this more then i really should

JESUS CHRIST WHY ARE WASPS HIGHER ON THE LIST THAN PRISONERS

PRISONERS AT LEAST HAVE THE CAPACITY TO SIT POLITELY AND CONGRATULATE YOU WASPS ARE THE PHYSICAL INCARNATION OF METATRON’S DICK FUCKING YOU IN THE ASS WITH NO LUBE

PHYSICAL INCARNATION OF METATRON’S DICK FUCKING YOU IN THE ASS WITH NO LUBE

I cannot even….

(via tealtiger)

  • Beethoven: ARE YOU READY TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES?!
  • Audience: *cheers*
  • Beethoven: I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!