May 20th, 2013 at 11:09PM
batshitfiasco: thecaptaincandraw: “FEED ME!” Oh my god. This is beyond adorable.

batshitfiasco:

thecaptaincandraw:

“FEED ME!”

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Oh my god. This is beyond adorable.

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May 20th, 2013 at 10:54PM

boycameron:

today in geology 101 we will be studying the

turn to page 394

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May 20th, 2013 at 10:54PM

shmeards:

gods-nips:

I AM SO FUCKING DONE WITH THIS WEBSITE LIKE I CANNOT.

I’VE BEEN LAUGHING FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES STRAIGHT.

Always reblog

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May 20th, 2013 at 10:46PM

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May 20th, 2013 at 10:46PM

yellowbrickrose:

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you clever boy

and

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May 20th, 2013 at 10:46PM

amoying:

it takes two to have anal, that’s why it’s called an anus

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May 20th, 2013 at 10:46PM

tennants-companion:

so I was forced to go to church and all these babies were screaming and I said “we wouldn’t be having this problem if the church supported abortion” and the guy next to me almost had a heart attack

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May 20th, 2013 at 10:13PM
pizzastiel: i’m really sorry

pizzastiel:

i’m really sorry

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May 20th, 2013 at 10:08PM
Howl + Dark hair

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May 20th, 2013 at 9:58PM
troybakers: hey u kids wanna buy some drugs

troybakers:

hey u kids wanna buy some drugs

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May 20th, 2013 at 9:57PM

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May 20th, 2013 at 9:55PM

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May 20th, 2013 at 9:47PM

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May 20th, 2013 at 9:45PM
angelwingsandplaid: the-fandoms-are-cool: the-drug-child: i love this more then i really should JESUS CHRIST WHY ARE WASPS HIGHER ON THE LIST THAN PRISONERS PRISONERS AT LEAST HAVE THE CAPACITY TO SIT POLITELY AND CONGRATULATE YOU WASPS ARE THE PHYSICAL INCARNATION OF METATRON’S DICK FUCKING YOU IN THE ASS WITH NO LUBE PHYSICAL INCARNATION OF METATRON’S DICK FUCKING YOU IN THE ASS WITH NO LUBEI cannot even….

angelwingsandplaid:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

the-drug-child:

i love this more then i really should

JESUS CHRIST WHY ARE WASPS HIGHER ON THE LIST THAN PRISONERS

PRISONERS AT LEAST HAVE THE CAPACITY TO SIT POLITELY AND CONGRATULATE YOU WASPS ARE THE PHYSICAL INCARNATION OF METATRON’S DICK FUCKING YOU IN THE ASS WITH NO LUBE

PHYSICAL INCARNATION OF METATRON’S DICK FUCKING YOU IN THE ASS WITH NO LUBE

I cannot even….

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May 20th, 2013 at 9:37PM
  • Beethoven: ARE YOU READY TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES?!
  • Audience: *cheers*
  • Beethoven: I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!
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